Hey, excuse Me, SC, but I know for a fact that women probably invented "The Care Tag," as well as allways read those things ---and probably have hidden "Women Codes" in those things --------But I distinctly happen to know, that we men come with "Care Tags" on us which state "Purchace, as is, with no stated or implied warnaties whatsover, guaranteed to make a mess, leave smelly cloths everywhere ---with the caveat that 'there is not just clean and dirty, but many subtle shades,' usualy will destroy the kitchen when asked to cook, and usualy destroy any household apliance if asked to do domestic chores, but can make their power tools sing Opera if so desired, has no trade in value, or descernable depreatiation which can be written off, is guaranteed to make you want to pull your hair out, and go 'baahh buba bahh, buba bahh, buba bahh....etc...,"
So how comes, we have the only "Care Tags" in the entire universe, which they absolutely refuse to read before they take Us home, when they can probably by memory, recite all the "Phrases" found within each and every other single "Care Tag" in the universe?????????????????