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New computer viruses
Health Care virus:
Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus:
Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
Oprah Winfrey virus:
Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB.
Adam and Eve virus:
Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Airline virus:
You're in Dallas but your data is in Singapore.
Freudian virus:
Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying to its own motherboard.
Star Trek virus:
Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
Submitted by Brian J.
Health Care virus:
Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus:
Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
Oprah Winfrey virus:
Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB.
Adam and Eve virus:
Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Airline virus:
You're in Dallas but your data is in Singapore.
Freudian virus:
Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying to its own motherboard.
Star Trek virus:
Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
Submitted by Brian J.