New computer viruses Health Care virus: Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB. Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. Airline virus: You're in Dallas but your data is in Singapore. Freudian virus: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying to its own motherboard. Star Trek virus: Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before. Submitted by Brian J.