New computer viruses

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Boanerges(Inactive), Sep 27, 2007.

  1. New computer viruses

    Health Care virus:
    Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500.

    Arnold Schwarzenegger virus:
    Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

    Oprah Winfrey virus:
    Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB.

    Adam and Eve virus:
    Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.

    Airline virus:
    You're in Dallas but your data is in Singapore.

    Freudian virus:
    Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying to its own motherboard.

    Star Trek virus:
    Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.

    Submitted by Brian J.
  2. This is so cute and funny! Can I share this?
  3. Just credit the author!

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