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Movie Quotes

Discussion in 'Books, Music and Television' started by Whirlwind, Dec 6, 2007.

  1. Movie Quotes

    Aunt Edna: "You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas...:D

    :mad:It made me sooooooo sick!"

    ________
    "There's a woman having a baby somewhere every 30 seconds!"

    Bentley: "Well someone should find her and stop her!"
    :)
     
  2. From the Muppet Movie:

    Fozzie to Kermit: Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat - a Studebaker.

    Kermit: It's too bad the dancing girls are on vacation. This crowd's getting ugly.
    Fozzie: If you think this crowd's ugly, you should see the dancing girls.

    Car salesman: Jack, get rid of this heap. Come out here!
    Sweetums: What? What?
    Car salesman: That's my jack.
    Kermit: Oh, hi. Jack.

    Sweetums: Jack not name, jack job.

    Kermit: (after almost getting flattened by a roller) That's pretty dangerous building a road in the middle of the street. I mean, if frogs couldn't hop I'd be gone with the Schwinn.

    And my alltime favorite:

    Fozzie: (walking into the church and seeing the Electric Mayheim) They don't look like Presbyterians to me.
     
  3. LOL

    I love it!
     
  4. Homer: "If you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to quit doing stupid things!"

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  5. Monty Python & The Holy Grail


    God: What are you doing now?
    King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
    God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!

    God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...

    [the Black Knight continues to threaten Arthur despite getting both his arms and one of his legs cut off]
    Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!
    King Arthur: You'll what?
    Black Knight: Come here!
    King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
    Black Knight: I'm invincible!
    King Arthur: ...You're a loony.


    My personal favorite part...

    [Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch]
    King Arthur
    : How does it... um... how does it work?
    Sir Lancelot
    : I know not, my liege.
    King Arthur
    : Consult the Book of Armaments.
    Brother Maynard
    : Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
    Cleric
    : [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
    Brother Maynard
    : Skip a bit, Brother...
    Cleric
    : And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
    Brother Maynard
    : Amen.
    All
    : Amen.
    King Arthur
    : Right. One... two... five.
    Galahad
    : Three, sir.
    King Arthur: Three.
     
  6. LOL - I've heard so much about that movie, but I've never seen it. I think I'll rent it this weekend.
    _______

    Greatest Story Ever Told

    [knocking on the door]

    Apostle 1: Who is it?
    Apostle 2: It's me!
    [opens the door]
    Apostle 2: Now why did you open that door, I could have been anybody!
    Apostle 1: But you said it was you!

    :D
     
  7. Be aware...there are things in the movie that are offensive to many people. There is a part I won't even watch because of its content...the castle anthrax. I completely skip over it. The part starts with a "vision" of the holy grail in the sky. It ends when he's dragged out of the castle. I find the whole part offensive...and I'm very hard to offend.

    The rest of the movie is typical python style...total unadulterated sillyness. With the exception of the castle anthrax, I love the movie.
     
  8. I know what you mean...I find it hard to become offended by movies, because many times they're fiction and meant as entertainment.

    Stories like Da Vinci, however, that claim to be based on fact, are the movies that make me angry.:mad:

    But to me, movies are an escape from reality...I love watching movies.:)
     
  9. Shrek: "Thank you! And one day, I will repay you...unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget!"
     
  10. Ellen: "Clark! Slow down! I don't want to spend the Holidays dead!"
     
  11. "Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!"
    :D
     
  12. right turn clyde.:D
     
  13. "It..it..it 'twas...SOAP POISONING!!!
     
  14. "You don't want to know the truth!"
     
  15. "Let's be independent together!"
    :)
     
  16. My all time favorite movie...Gone With The Wind...

    Mammy: "It ain't fittin'! It just ain't fittin!"

    Rhett:"What's that rustlin' noise I hear?"
    Mammy: "Lawdy, Mister Rhett that ain't nothin' but my red silk petticoat you done give me."
    Rhett:"Nothin' but your petticoat? I don't believe it. Let me see. Pull up your skirt."
    Mammy: "Mister Rhett, you is bad! Y'all, Lawdy! Huh Huh!"

    Scarlett: "He looks as if... as if he knows what I look like without my shimmy!"


    Scarlett: "Get up off your knees! I don't like your common jokes!"
    Rhett: "This is an honorable proposal of marriage made at what I consider a most opportune moment. I can't go all my life waiting to catch you between husbands."
    Scarlett: "Sir, you are no gentleman."
    Rhett: "And you, Miss, are no lady. But don't think that I hold that against you. Ladies have never held any charm for me."

    My favorite scene...

    To Doctor & Scarlett...re: being a midwife...Prissy: " I knows, I knows, I knows how to do it. I've done it lots and lots."

    Prissy: "Is the doctor come?"
    Scarlett: "No, he can't come."
    Prissy: "Oh, Miss Scarlett, Miss Melly's bad off."
    Scarlett: "He can't come, there's nobody to come. Prissy, you've got to manage without the doctor, I'll help you."
    Prissy: "Oh, lawdy, Miss Scarlett."
    Scarlett: "Well, what is it?"
    Prissy: "Lawdy, we got to have a doctor, I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies!"
     
  17. "She'll be wantin Mr. Ashley to come home to her to Atlanta, and you'll be sittin there waitin for him, just like a spider!"
    :D

    My mom used to watch that movie every Sunday after church. EVERY...SUNDAY.:eek:
     
  18. I think I like your mom....:cool:
     
  19. Every Which Way But Loose?

    My dad used to watch that movie every Sunday after church...no, just kidding.:)

    "That was just a little tickle to loosen ya up!"
     
  20. A Christmas Story!

    "You'll shoot your eye out, kid!":D
     

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