Great One-Liners!
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade!
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade!
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.