Great One-Liners! A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. A closed mouth gathers no foot. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade! How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.