Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
Q. Where was Solomon's temple located?
A. On the side of his head.
Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. It's Christmas, Eve!
Q. How conservative is Rush Limbaugh?
A. He is so conservative that he think life begins at erection
A. Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
Q. Where was Solomon's temple located?
A. On the side of his head.
Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. It's Christmas, Eve!
Q. How conservative is Rush Limbaugh?
A. He is so conservative that he think life begins at erection