Why men are so happy!

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Tyler1, Mar 24, 2008.

  1. Why men are so happy!

    Men Are Happy People--

    What do you expect from such
    simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all
    yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is
    just another snack. You can be President. You can never be
    pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You
    can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the
    truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to
    another gas station restroom because this one is just too
    icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a
    nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
    Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at
    your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut,
    blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know
    stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one
    suitcase You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit
    for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to
    invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes
    are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in
    public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    Everything on your face stays its original color. The same
    hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to
    shave your face and neck.
    You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair
    of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no
    matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a
    pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24
    in 25 minutes.

    No wonder men are happier.
  2. Why men are so happy! Some are and some are not!:eek:
  3. LOL...I was gonna say, hee hee.

    Why SOME men are so happy.

    Not all men do the things listed above. I have about 10 pairs of shoes (most of them running shoes). I never talk on the phone, I don't like it, will not...so a conversation doesn't last me more than 10 seconds. The world is not my urinal.:(

    I know it's humor...but still. Not all men think/behave that way.:)
  4. Hey ..... Guys .... I have to add my two cents though...... You guys on the whole have it good. No kidding.:D:D:D:p:p

    They forgot the channel surfer who has control of the TV clicker. He he !!!!!

  5. That is one of my favorites and it drives my wife crazy!:p
  6. Chocolate is just another snack? Yea, right. I ate too much chocolate today, and tomorrow I'll have a new pimple and be 200 situps further from revealing my abs.

    To compensate I'm going to drink lots of water tonight, do situps, and go for a long bike ride.

    Hey my nails finally grew long enough that I now understand why the ladies make a big deal of breaking a nail. It is a big deal when you break off like 1/2 an inch of nail! It was more like 1/4" but w/e.

    I am happy about not having to give birth though :D

    Then again that's a real blessing. It can't hurt that much...

    *Hides under desk*
  7. Yah Mark ..... You better hide under your desk...... Ha ha :D:D:D
  8. Sophia (on Golden Girls): You try squeezing a watermelon out of your nostril and let me know how you feel!

  9. I was kidding, don't hurt me> :D

    Wow that picture is nice and clear, and my monitor is so awesome I thought the sand in the middle was on my monitor, I went to wipe it off. :D
  10. This goes for women too. When I go to my parent's house I always go to the garage and play with my dad's electric train set. :)

  11. I know that Mark. I was kidding too. You are so cute.:D:D

    I guess I can say that cause I am old enough to be your grandmother.

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