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Toilet Cleaning Instructions :

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Who am I, Jan 10, 2009.

  1. Toilet Cleaning Instructions :

    Toilet Cleaning Instructions :

    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
    You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet; the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash and rinse'.

    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


    The Dog

  2. Lol. Bad doggy.:D
  3. Oh no ..... Poor kittie .... never mind about bad doggie .

  4. lolol!!

    waaaaaaaaaaaaay 2 cute, I am still laughing on this, thanks for it!!!!!
  5. oh my...what a laugh, bad doggy and poor kitty
  6. OK, that was funny!!!!:D:D:D:D
  7. Yes, I laughed out loud when I saw that in my email.
    I got that from my ex mother in-law. She sends some really good ones.

    I have a cat, (he’s sleeping very peacefully on the living room chair right now), but I don’t have any pet shampoo.
    Do you think laundry detergent will work? :D :eek:
  8. Thanks for the laugh; I needed that. The pictures really helped in making it funnier. That's one angry looking cat, but then in my opinion cats usually look angry. :D I've read that before, but it's still funny the second time.
  9. OOOOOOO I like that dog.........mischif maker!:D That was good

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