I saw a bird with braces. Wow.
Obviously, there is intelligent life - it's the form of your pets. Come on, seriously? you say. Oh yes seriously. Dogs come from Mars, Horses from Venus, Snakes from Jupiter, Birds from Neptune...I think you can figure out the rest.
What's the best way to be patriotic for the 4th of July? Leave the country.
Here's a fast way to Go Green - paint and buy everything green. Green fridge, green house, green furniture...saves the planet.
Nothing on Television is real. The news isn't either. Well...the foreign ones happen to be 25% real while the American ones have a 1% chance of actually telling the truth. LIAH!
If you want to gain 50 pounds the fast way - just stay with Paula Dean for a week. All those fad diets just go out the window...
If you put your dog in the washing machine just to say money...that's a bad sign. RUN!