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Signs

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Dusty, Apr 25, 2008.

  1. Signs

    [SIZE=+1]"Signs" [/SIZE]



    Spotted in the toilet of a London office: "Toilet out of order. Please use floor below."

    In a Laundromat: "Automatic washing machines. Remove all your clothes when the light goes out."

    In a London department store: "Bargain Basement upstairs."

    In an office: "Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday bring it back, or further steps will be taken."

    In an office: "After tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board."

    Outside a secondhand shop: "We exchange everything -- bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?"

    Notice in health food shop window: "Closed due to illness."

    Spotted in a safari park: "Elephants stay in your car."

    Seen during a conference: "For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care center on the 1st floor."

    Notice in a farmer's field: "The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

    Message on a leaflet: "If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons."

    On a repair shop door: "We can repair anything. Please knock on the door -- the bell doesn't work."
     


  2. No, I think I'll just go somewhere else.



    What happens if the light doesn't go out?



    I thought basements were downstairs? :D



    Let me know which ones and I'll personally take them. One by one.



    Y'all can have the draining board. I'm going to get a cake.
    And I thought wifeswap was bad enough. :eek:



    Guess he forgot the morning pills, eh?



    I have an elephant. Here, take him.



    Good thing there's no more "Kid Magnet" on eBay.



    99 cents a step too; hopefully you'll make it far enough to put the money down.



    They'll have to have someone tell them - remember, they can't read!




    And you expect them to know how to repair anything... :rolleyes:
     
  3. That reminds me of a sign in the next town over from me. It was in front of a school.

    “FREE ENGLISH LESSONS”

    Now if someone doesn’t know how to read English, how are they going to know? :rolleyes:
     
  4. I went grocery shopping just recently and took a back road to the store where I usually go - Grocery Outlet.

    I was bouncing around on the back roads in Redmond and came to a sign...NO OUTLET.

    In the near-distance, at the end of this road, there was the big sign for the store: GROCERY OUTLET.

    :eek:

    I'm going to have to go back there and get a pic.
     

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