Pastor's Golf Story There was a pastor of a church who loved to golf. whenever he was not preparing a sermon or pastoring to the community, he was golfing.. one sunday morning he really feels the urge to go golfing, so he gets one of his assistant pastors to take care of the sermon and tells the assistant to inform the church that he was ill. well the pastor drives off to a far off town so he wont be recognized and starts golfing.. an angel seeing all of this goes to God and says, "God! do you not see this preacher? he skipped out on Church to go GOLFING of all things! i mean.. what are you going to do?" God says, "be patient, just go back and watch the pastor and you will see." the angel goes and watches the pastor as he tees up on the next hole.. the pastor hits the ball.......HOLE IN ONE!!!!!!! the angel goes back to God and says, "I thought you were going to punish him.. not reward him???" God answers,"think about it. Who's he gonna tell?"