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Offering

Discussion in 'Humor' started by violet, Aug 17, 2007.

  1. Offering

    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]The Pastor of my church hates to plead for money. But when the coffers were running low,he had no choice.
    " There's good news and there's bad news," he told the congregation." The good news is that we have more then enough money for all the current and future needs of the parish. The bad news is, it's still in your pockets."
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  2. hahaha I like that! Smart Man!
     
  3. An estimated 10% of the church does 90% of the giving and does 90% of the work- a poor testimony indeed.
     

  4. You got that one right , brother.
     

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