Discussion in 'Humor' started by 3nails+1cross=4GIVEN, Jun 22, 2008.

  1. Marriage..

    These are one-liners that I've heard,if you guys have anymore,please add on :)

    Marriage is like a phone call.You get a ring,and you wake up from your dream.

    Marriage is a not a word.It is a sentence-life sentence.
  2. Having been married makes me appreciate being single.
  3. haha I am single and envious. =x hahaha.
  4. I think Marriage is a wonderful thing!!

    That is not a joke BTW
  5. Having been single made me appreciate marriage.:)
  6. Well yesterday was our anniversary. Our 32nd. It has most definitely had it's ups and downs, but for me, the commitment meant something and I praise God for holding us together.
  7. Congratulations brother!:D:D:D:):):):cool::cool::cool:

  8. Finally , the guys' side of the story.

    ( I must admit, it's pretty good.)

    We always hear From the female side:

    "the rules"
    Now here are the rules from the male side.

    These are our rules!
    Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "


    1. Men are NOT mind readers.

    1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.
    You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

    1. Sunday sports: It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

    1. Crying is blackmail..

    1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

    Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work!
    Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

    1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

    1. Come to us with a problem
    only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

    1. If you think you're fat, or something makes your butt look too big, you're probably right! Don't ask us

    1. If something we said can be interpreted
    two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

    1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

    1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

    1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

    1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

    Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

    1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
    We do that.

    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying , but it is just not worth the hassle.

    1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

    1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, Golf or Nascar.

    1. You have enough clothes.

    1. You have too many shoes.

    1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

    1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

    Pass this to as many men as you can -
    to give them a laugh.

    Pass this to as many women as you can -
    to give them a bigger laugh.

  9. As long as it's not me that's married. :eek:
  10. Forgiven Wretch, I tried 7 times to register in the Web site you've posted, and every time it said the letters and numbers I typed at the bottom were wrong. I typed what it looked like to me, but I finally gave up after 7 tries. I can see why they don't have very many members. People can't read that jumbled up gibberish. I have that problem all the time and would like to think it's not just me.
  11. I know when I set it up, I also had the same problem but I only had to try it twice. I will see if I can find out why it is being so stubborn.

    No wonder it has not grown any!
  12. worshippers comments in pink
    dear forgiven wretch; these are too true!!! it would be helpful and healthy for marriages to learn from the wisdom (yes wisdom!) of some of these quotes...I have been married for about 9 1/2 years and happily married for about 4 but expect the remainder to just keep getting better!!! I enjoyed singlehood and appreciate marriage more because of it but I appreciated singlehood having been married I appreciate both but enjoy marriage more.

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