Joke//Google pizza...

Discussion in 'Humor' started by krossquad, Jun 14, 2017.

  1. Greetings:

    Hello! Gordon's Pizza?

    - No sir, it is Google Pizza.

    - So, I have the wrong number?

    - No sir, Google bought Gordon's Pizza.

    - OK. Take my order please ..

    - Well sir, you want the usual?

    - The usual? How do you know me?

    - According to your caller ID, the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheese, sausage, thick crust ...

    - OK! OK! This is it.

    - Sir, may I suggest to you this time ricotta cheese, arugula with sun-dried tomatoes?

    - No, I hate vegetables.

    - But your cholesterol is high!

    - How do you know?

    - Through the Lab subscriber's guide. We have the results of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

    - Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine.

    - But sir, you have not taken your medicine regularly. Four months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network.

    - I bought more from another drugstore.

    - It is not showing on your credit card.

    - I paid in cash.

    - But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement.

    - I have other sources of cash.
    - This is not showing on your last Income-Tax return, unless you got it from an undeclared source.

    - WHAT THE Heck// Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without Wi-Fi or internet. Where there are no cell phones or satellites to spy on me.

    - I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport, as it has expired 5 weeks ago

    bye
     
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