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Johnny and the Kitty Cat

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Ride4theSon, Mar 21, 2009.

  1. Johnny and the Kitty Cat

    Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed Him "playing church" with their cat.He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work.

    A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back To the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water. She called out, "Johnny, stop that! the cat is afraid of water!"

    Johnny looked up at her and said, "He should have thought about that before he joined my church."

  2. He he .... I saw that one before . It's a classic ... So cute and a only a child would think of that.
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    hehehe! liked it!:)
  4. That's one thing all kids should learn: never baptize your cat!
  5. LOL..funny....bt also symbolic of some church mentalities.
  6. Men are not scared of anything are they?

    (I know some that are afraid to be baptised, they just will NOT get their head under the water! LOL )
  7. I know a guy that is afraid to be baptised also..LOL, I tease him in a loving way:D
  8. There's reasons that aren't funny. One being, some were thrown in the water when they were a baby. A long time ago they said that's how you teach them to swim and they will. Unforturnately it does not always work.

    Even as an adult if you've been under water too long and couldn't breath, I can understand.
  9. Ye I could understand that also....the guy I was talking about never had that happen he is just chicken..LOL
  10. poor cat .... thank you for sharing ...love Jane

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