Discussion in 'Humor' started by krossquad, May 4, 2017.
,,,if the elf went to Gremlins- school,he could work the internet...
Hmmm but where do baby elfs come from?
The baby elf center
Seriously, Ireland, of course. All good elves come from there. Also my ancestors came from there but they weren't elves. (I don't think).
Do not let your eye be drawn by the false beacon lamps of wealth, or position, or fame, or possessions. Be vigilant over your will and desires, for these are the corrupt forces that dwell within, and keep you from living free.” – John of the Cross
Elves are demons and the (Lorelei is the devil).Except in Ireland,once you get them off mulled cider,they're
only bad as non-buy-backs.