How To Get To Heaven

Discussion in 'Humor' started by thurday2013, Dec 30, 2013.

  1. If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?” I asked the children in my Sunday school class.
    “NO!” the children all answered.
    “If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?”
    Once more they all answered, “NO!”
    “Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?” I
    asked them again.
    Once more they all answered, “NO!”
    “Well,” I continued, thinking they were a good bit more theologically sophisticated than I had given them credit for,
    “Then how can I get into heaven?”
    A five-year-old boy shouted out, “YOU GOTTA BE DEAD
     
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  2. What a wonderful truth from the mouths of babes:

    Mark 8:34-35
    Luke 9:23-24
    Matthew 10:38
    Romans 6:11
    John 12:24
     
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