Church bloopers. :dance: Church bulletin bloopers I have read: Here are some of my favorites or at least the jist of the ones I can remember. You may want to share some too. --For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. -- --The Rev. Smith spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience. --The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy." --The music for today's service was all composed by Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth. --Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. --The concert held in our social center was a great success. And we give thanks to the pastor's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her. --15 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Mary Brown last evening. Mrs. Brown and Mrs. Forrest sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why. --Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir. And my very favorites: Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow. Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help. In good humor from this faithful church lady.