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Church bloopers.

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Deborah, Apr 25, 2009.

  1. Church bloopers.

    Church bulletin bloopers I have read:

    Here are some of my favorites or at least the jist of the ones I can remember. You may want to share some too.

    --For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. --
    --The Rev. Smith spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
    --The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
    --The music for today's service was all composed by Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
    --Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
    --The concert held in our social center was a great success. And we give thanks to the pastor's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
    --15 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Mary Brown last evening. Mrs. Brown and Mrs. Forrest sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
    --Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir.

    And my very favorites:

    Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.
    Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.

    In good humor from this faithful church lady. :D

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