Christian One Linerers

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Dusty, Jul 30, 2007.

  1. Christian One Linerers

    Christian One Liners

    Don't let your worries get the
    best of you; remember, Moses started
    out as a basket case.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    Some people are kind, polite, and
    sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    Many folks want to serve God,
    but only as advisors.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    It is easier to preach ten sermons
    than it is to live one.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    The good Lord didn't create anything
    without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    When you get to your wit's end,
    you'll find God lives there.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    People are funny; they want the front
    of the bus, the middle of the road, and
    the back of the church.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
    bangs on your front door forever.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    Quit griping about your church;
    if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    If the church wants a better pastor,
    it only needs to pray for the one it has.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    God Himself does not propose to judge
    a man until he is dead. So why should you?

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    Some minds are like concrete
    thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    Peace starts with a smile.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    I don't know why some people
    change churches; what difference does
    it make which one you stay home from?

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    A lot of church members who are singing
    "Standing on the Promises"
    are just sitting on the premises.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    We were called to be witnesses,
    not lawyers or judges.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    Be ye fishers of men. You catch
    them - He'll clean them.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    Coincidence is when God
    chooses to remain anonymous.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    Don't put a question mark
    where God put a period.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    Don't wait for 6 strong men
    to take you to church.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    Forbidden fruits create many jams.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    God doesn't call the qualified,
    He qualifies the called.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    God grades on the cross, not the curve.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    God loves everyone, but probably prefers
    "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    God promises a safe landing,
    not a calm passage.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    He who angers you, controls you!

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    Prayer:

    Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    The task ahead of us is never as
    great as the Power behind us.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    The Will of God never takes you to
    where the Grace of God will not protect you.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    We don't change the message,
    the message changes us.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    You can tell how big a person is
    by what it takes to discourage him.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    The best mathematical equation
    I have ever seen:
    1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
     
  2. I love this~ cute and so true!
     
  3. Wonderful.
    Thanks
    Ray
     
  4. I love those! Thank you

    Laura:)
     

Share This Page