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Bible Cars

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Jasher, Sep 25, 2007.

  1. Bible Cars

    Some people see helicopter gunships and atomic bombs in the Bible. To those who do - I have a few more to add to the list...

    One passage declares that “The roar of Moses’ Triumph is heard in the hills.†Because of the lack of roads back then it was probably not the Triumph car, but the motorcycle. Just a guess - the text is not clear on this.


    Moses’ followers were warned not to go up the mountain until “the (Dodge) Ram’s horn sounds a log blastâ€.

    The Bible says that “God drove Adam and eve out of the Garden of Eden in a (Plymouth) Fury.â€


    Psalm 83 urges the Lord to “Pursue your enemies with your (Pontiac) Tempest and your (Geo) Storm,â€


    JN 12:49 For I did not speak of my own (Honda) Accord.

    So we see that the ancients of Jesus' day were far more advanced than we thought.

    I wonder what their bumper stickers said back in those days?

    Honk - if you love Me.
    My other car is a Flaming Chariot
    My is my beloved Son who is an Honor student at Galilee High.

    A Google search did not come up with any images of any vintage 1972bc automobiles however.
     
  2. Then there were sports-
    tennis- David served in Saul's court
    baseball- In the Big Inning
     
  3. Arkansas is in the Bible too.


    In Genesis it says that Noah looked out the window of the...

    "ARK-AND-SAW" land! :D
     
  4. Oh .....you guys are just too much on the ball. Ha Ha

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  5. You're all just too much!
     
  6. clever people who try to help generations later.:)
     

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