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Adam And Eve

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Kaylee Ann Smith, Oct 16, 2013.

  1. When God created Adam, He stood back, looked at Adam and said "Hmmm... I know I can do better than this!"
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  2. Sorry I don't get it; what kind of humor is this?
  3. Good kind.

  4. Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"

    Adam said, "Lord, I don't have anyone to talk to."

    God said, "Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a 'woman'. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed. She will never question your behaviour or the company you keep. She will support you and understand that you have important decisions to make throughout your life and don't have time for nonsense..."

    Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"

    God said, "An arm and a leg..."

    Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"

  5. Now THAT'S funny!! (I like the first post too...- kind of...);)
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  7. Wow!, that is good..I need to remember that
  8. These are GREAT! :D
  9. haha this made me laugh
  10. Adam took the cheap rout hehehehehehehahahahahaha

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