Discussion in 'Humor' started by NearertoGod, May 20, 2008.
North Carolina is awesome! What a beautiful place!
The Carolina's are very beautiful.
You mean, it's not the last words?
Hmmmm..... strange. I've lived in NC 69 years and never heard anyone greeted "Hey bo". Maybe Hi Ya'll. Hee hee hee
The "Bo" I used was short for our brother Boanerges.
Must be a Franklin/Wake/Johnston county thing then, because up here just about eveybody says that.
You might be a Redneck if your matched set of soup bowls all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
Heh. We have a set of glasses that have "Red Lobster" on the sides.
I read those and was laughing out Loud! Thank you laughter is so therapeutic!
You Might Be A Redneck IF...
Every picture of you includes a toothpick hanging out of the side of your mouth.
You tend to say "in'" instead of "ing" on words ending with i-n-g.
A specialty on holidays is your grandmother's famous "Squirrels Soup" - and yes it has real squirrels in it!
You're only experience with flying is driving 90 miles per hour over ditches while being chased by the police for DUI.
You kill rabbits and BBQ them over a fire one a stick.
You think you were abducted by kittens in a fish shaped UFO.
You only have one tooth.
The first thing your kids learn to say is "Y'all" and "Naw".
You think California is a whole other country by itself...connected to the U.S.
Ta quote Jeff Foxworthy when he paid a visit ta our little town last year, "You might be a Redneck if you take your family to a Wal-Mart and your 2 year old son walks over to the automotive section wearing nothing but a diaper and has Coca Cola in his nursing bottle and points at a poster of Dale Earnhardt Junior - THAT youngster will grow up to be a NASCAR fan!"
Ive never heard anyone say that.
yeah but they are glass, not cheep plastic. My grandmother has always used margerine tubs and sour cream containers as left over containers, cheeper than glad.
You mean its not?
Some more pics from the family archives
Houseboat or yacht?
Hey, thar Bo - I really like yer cutoff red plaid shirt... ain't them still on sale at Bubba's 5 and Dime down yonder in Thibodaux ?
My cousin Billy Bob done asked me ta find a new one fer him... 'cause last time he was possum huntin', one of them varmints done shredded his shirt after it come-to in the burlap bag he was done carryin' it in over his shoulder. Now that was a sight... Old Billy Bob wrestlin' around in the swamp with a possum what was slick and clean tearin' his shirt right off his back. I wuz laughin' so hard that I darned near dropped my 12 gauge in a 'gator nest in Bayou Sorrel.
Well, y'all have a good day, now...y'hear?
That's cute Granny ..... Oh well , I don't qualify as a red neck anyways..... just a crazy Cannuck
Oh And Larry .... I don't know where you find all those pics but they sure gave me a laugh.
He he ..... love the way you talk. Had me laughing.
you might be a readneck if you have a working TV sitting on top of a TV that doesnt work (guilty as charged lol)
Real Red neck huntin dawgs
LOL I laugh so much I gone and fell off my chair...well you would too if your trying to balance yourself on a three legged chair....redneck must be catchy..huh
I really liked some of the pics here - but...
what is a redneck in your quarters? Here with us it is an Englishman, called red neck because once they landed here it takes them the best part of an our to get one...
But with you guys, that didn't really fit with some of the comments...would somebody care to enlighten me?