You might be a Redneck if... You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi. Your house still has "WIDE LOAD" on the back. You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked if you had an I.D. And you replied, "'Bout What?" You think a Quarter Horse is a ride out in front of Wal Mart ^P.S. - It's actually a real breed. Your hunting dog had a litter of puppies in the middle of the living room floor and nobody noticed. You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'. The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors. Your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed. You think fast food is hitting a opossum at 65 miles per hour. You use a weedeater in your living room. You consider your license plate "personalized" because you're dad made it in prison. Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle. Down where you came from, reruns of "Hee Haw" are called documentaries. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife. You've been on TV more than three times describing the sound of a tornado. The beer can collection is the big tourist attraction.