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Women's Favourite E-Mail of the Year

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Dusty, Nov 25, 2007.

  1. Women's Favourite E-Mail of the Year

    Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year!

    A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

    "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

    God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

    [FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

    After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M . he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

    The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! oh! please, let us trade back."

    The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel You have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

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  2. Funny. :p

    There was a fairy tale in a book that I have (I think it may have been a Grimm's, but I have read so many fairy tales lately that it could have been something else).....and the tale was about this very thing. A man was upset that his wife stayed home all day with the little one while he went to work in the fields all day. He complained to his wife about how easy she had it, and so she asked him if he would like to switch places. He happily agreed. The next day he went through so many things and made a mess out of everything, that by the end of the day he was begging her to switch him back.

    I think that any man who thinks stay at home mothers do nothing but sit on the couch eating bon bons and watching soap operas all day, need to try staying home for a day or even a week. Several years back, my husband was between jobs and so I took a temp job. After that, he never wants to stay at home while I work ever again. :p And out kids are wonderfully great!
     
  3. Those of us with no wives have to run around and do all that stuff at the end of the day...

    ...whew!

    Well, not the pregnant part.:eek::rolleyes:
     
  4. I think that every man should experience pregnancy. :p
     
  5. Good idea Bookworm. I like that.
     
  6. Awww.... Whirlwind, I am sorry for you. But I know you can handle it.:D:D:D
     
  7. Ill pass :p hahaha
     

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