Why I'm depressed....

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Ginger, Jul 29, 2011.

  1. Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
    Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
    Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

    I was so depressed last I called a Suicide Hotline.
    I had to press 1 for English and I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. When I told him I was suicidal.
    He got veery excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

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