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What is Marketing?

Discussion in 'Humor' started by 3nails+1cross=4GIVEN, Jul 18, 2008.

  1. What is Marketing?

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
    You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
    That's Direct Marketing.

    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
    One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very rich. Marry him.'
    That's Advertising.

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
    You go up to her and get her telephone number.
    The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
    That's Telemarketing.

    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
    You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
    You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
    That's Public Relations.

    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
    She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
    That's Brand Recognition.

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
    You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'
    She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
    That's Customer Feedback.
  2. lol. Hey I didn't know I had marketing experience already! :D

    Hey 3Nails, I'm very rich. Marry me.

    And there's my internet marketing experience. :p:p:D
  3. You catch a glimpse of her with no make up and her hair not done and sue her for false advertising.:eek::p:)
  4. hahahahahahahaha -in stitches-:D

    If you see me at a party,come talk to me,dance with me,then send me home.And then sms me,email me and leave a tag on my blog.After a few days you call and say 'marry me I am rich'.If I reject and three others call you to marry them,that's viral marketing..:eek::p:rolleyes:
  5. Your in a bar full of females and your the only guy.... Thats a monopoly.
  6. That's disgusting.
  7. How?
  8. In the same vein as the above listed jokes, I don't find this disgusting (it's just a joke, same as the others).

  9. Thanks, I didn't want to offend anyone. The whole compaison is debatable but..... its a joke...;)

    All good!!! hehe:D:cool:

    Chili out

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