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Top Signs of Internet Addiction

Discussion in 'Humor' started by GodSpeaks, Aug 30, 2010.

  1. Top Signs of Internet Addiction

    You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

    You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape

    navigator 3 or higher."

    You name your children Endora, Mozilla and Dotcom.

    You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

    You spend half of your plane trip with the laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.

    You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access

    You laugh at people with 28,800 modems.

    You start using smiley's in your snail mail.

    Your hard drive crashes .

    You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch.

    You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number
  2. that one's funny :)
  3. Yes it is. And this one too :D

    You name your children Endora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
  4. That must be from the 1990s because it talks about Netscape Navigator 3
  5. Good 1 GS


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