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Top 10 Signs You may not be reading your Bible enough

Discussion in 'Humor' started by GodSpeaks, Jan 4, 2010.

  1. Top 10 Signs You may not be reading your Bible enough

    10) The Preacher announces the sermon is from Galatians ... and you check the table of contents.

    9) You think Abraham, Isaac & Jacob may have had a few hit songs during the 60's.

    8) You open to the Gospel of Luke and a WWII Savings Bond falls out.

    7) Your favorite Old Testament Patriarch is Hercules.

    6) A small family of woodchucks has taken up residence in the Psalms of your Bible.

    5) You become frustrated because Charlton Heston isn't listed in either the Concordance or the Table of Contents.

    4) Catching the kids reading the Song of Solomon, you demand: "Who gave you this stuff?"

    3) You think the Minor Prophets worked in the quarries.

    2) You keep falling for it every time when Pastor tells you to turn to First Condominiums.

    And the number one sign you may not be reading your Bible enough:
    1) The kids keep asking too many questions about your usual bedtime story: "Jonah the Shepherd Boy and His Ark of Many Colors."
  2. Lol, funny. Except I didn't like the first one. I have to go to the Table of Contents all the time just to look up stuff. But I read a lot in my Bible. I just don't know where each book is haha. So yeah, i didn't like the first one. but the others were funny :)
  3. No that one wasn't real funny.It does take awhile to learn it so thats fine :) . But I'm sure this is about those that were Christians for many years that don't read it at all.
  4. :smiley90:

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