Top 10 Christian pick-up lines

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Jeffin, Mar 20, 2006.

  1. Top 10 Christian pick-up lines

    Here are some pick-up lines for the Christian guy that are guaranteed to get a "spiritual" reaction.

    10."Nice Bible."

    9. "I would like to pray with you."

    8. "God told me to come talk to you."

    7. "Is it a sin that you stole my heart."

    6. "How about a hug sister?"

    5. "I know a nice church where we could go and talk."

    4. "What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?"

    3. "Do you beleive in the laying on of the hands?"

    2. "You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither."

    1. "Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belong to me."
  2. I loved #1, that was a good one!!!
  3. I prayed to god for a christian woman, but i think he just sent me an angel.
  4. That's a good one, Ronald.
  5. Those are great! ;)
  6. those are awesome, and I have heard a couple of those being used on me. Now I know what to look out for!!:)

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