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to be 6 again

Discussion in 'Humor' started by JG27_chili, Mar 18, 2009.

  1. to be 6 again

    To Be 6 Again...

    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
    observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was
    not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

    'I'd like to be six again', she replied,
    still looking in the mirror.

    On the morning of her Birthday, he arose
    early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six
    Flags theme park. What a day!

    He put her on every ride in the park; the
    Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
    everything there was.

    Five hours later they staggered out of the
    theme park.

    H er head was reeling and her stomach felt
    upside down.

    He then took her to a McDonald's where he
    ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

    Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a
    soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
    she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He
    leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what
    was it like being six again?'

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression
    suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'

    The moral of the story:

    Even when a man is listening, he is gonna
    get it wrong.
  2. Ha ha ..... Chili .... That's a good one . I like it . :D:D

  3. That's a good one

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