This is only a joke!
A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets
> up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight
> attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then
> tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to
> sit in the back.
>
> The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal
> and I'm staying right here!" The flight attendant goes into the
> cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot that there is some blonde
> bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move
> back to her seat. The copilot goes back to the blonde and tries to
> explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave
> and return to her seat.
>
> The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal
> and I'm staying right here!" The copilot tells the pilot that he
> probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this
> blonde woman that won't listen to reason.
>
> The pilot says "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married
> to a blonde. I speak 'blonde'!"
>
> He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm
> sorry.".gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.
>
> The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said
> to make her move without any fuss.
>
> "I told her First Class isn't going to Montreal!"
A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets
> up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight
> attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then
> tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to
> sit in the back.
>
> The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal
> and I'm staying right here!" The flight attendant goes into the
> cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot that there is some blonde
> bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move
> back to her seat. The copilot goes back to the blonde and tries to
> explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave
> and return to her seat.
>
> The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal
> and I'm staying right here!" The copilot tells the pilot that he
> probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this
> blonde woman that won't listen to reason.
>
> The pilot says "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married
> to a blonde. I speak 'blonde'!"
>
> He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm
> sorry.".gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.
>
> The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said
> to make her move without any fuss.
>
> "I told her First Class isn't going to Montreal!"