This is only a joke! A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets > up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight > attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then > tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to > sit in the back. > > The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal > and I'm staying right here!" The flight attendant goes into the > cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot that there is some blonde > bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move > back to her seat. The copilot goes back to the blonde and tries to > explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave > and return to her seat. > > The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal > and I'm staying right here!" The copilot tells the pilot that he > probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this > blonde woman that won't listen to reason. > > The pilot says "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married > to a blonde. I speak 'blonde'!" > > He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm > sorry.".gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section. > > The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said > to make her move without any fuss. > > "I told her First Class isn't going to Montreal!"