The Piccolo Player Is A Knucklehead

Discussion in 'Humor' started by davelou, Jan 8, 2013.

  1. There was this small country church down south.
    One Sunday the pianist was sick.
    A young feller from the high school band volunteered to play his piccolo.
    At the end of the first hymn, someone shouted; "The piccolo player is a knuckle head!"

    The preacher stood and said; "Will the man what called the piccolo player a knucklehead stand up"

    No one stood.

    Preacher said; "Will the man what sitten next to d man, what called the piccolo player a knucklehead stand up"

    No one stood.

    Preacher said; "Will the man what sitten next to d man, what sitten next to d man, what called the piccolo player a knucklehead stand up"

    One of the deacons stood and said; "Preacher, I ain't d man what sitten next to d man, what sitten next to d man what called the piccolo player a knucklehead. And, I ain't d man sitten next to d man what called the piccolo player a knucklehead. And, I ain't the man what called the piccolo player a knucklehead."

    "But, What I want to know is; Who called that knucklehead a piccolo player!"
     

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