The mushroom dinner party...

Discussion in 'Humor' started by krossquad, Mar 4, 2016.

  1. Greetings:

    A group of country neighbors wanted to get together on a regular basis
    and socialize. As a result, about 10 couples formed a dinner club and
    agreed to meet for dinner at a different neighbors house each month.
    Of course the lady of the house was to prepare the meal.

    When it came time for Jimmy and Susie Brown to have the dinner at
    their house, like most women, Susie wanted to outdo all the others and
    prepare a meal that was the best that any of them had ever lapped a
    lip over.

    A few days before the big event, Susie got out her cookbook and
    decided to have mushroom smothered steak. When she went to the store
    to buy some mushrooms, she found the price for a small can was more
    than she wanted to pay.

    She then told her husband, "We aren't going to have mushrooms because
    they are too expensive.

    He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those
    mushrooms? There are plenty of them right in the creek bed."

    She said," No, I don't want to do that, because I have heard that wild
    mushrooms are poisonous."

    He then said, "I don't think so. I see the varmints eating them all
    the time and it never has affected them."

    After thinking about this, Susie decided to give this a try and got in
    the pickup and went down in the pasture and picked some. She brought
    the wild mushrooms back home and washed them, sliced and diced them to
    get them ready go over her smothered steak. Then she went out on the
    back porch and got Ole Spot's (the yard dog) bowl and gave him a
    double handful. She even put some bacon grease on them to make them

    Ole' Spot didn't slow down until he had eaten every bite. All morning
    long Susie watched him and the wild mushrooms didn't seem to affect
    him, so she decided to use them.

    The meal was a great success, and Susie even hired a lady from town To
    come out and help her serve. She had on a white apron and a little cap
    on her head. It was first class. After everyone had finished they all
    began to kick back and relax and socialize. The men were visiting and
    the women started to gossip a bit.

    About this time the lady from town came in from the kitchen and
    whispered in Susie's ear. She said, "Mrs. Brown, Spot just died." With
    this news, Susie went into hysterics. After she finally calmed down,
    she called the doctor and told him what had happened.

    The doctor said, "It's bad, but I think we can take care of it. I will
    call for an ambulance and I will be there as quick as I can get there.
    We will pump out everyone's stomach and everything will be fine. Just
    keep them all there and keep them calm."

    It wasn't long until they could hear the wail of the siren as the
    ambulance was coming down the road. When they got there, the EMTs got
    out with their suitcases and a stomach pump and the doctor arrived
    shortly thereafter..

    One by one they took each person into the master bedroom and pumped
    out their stomach.

    After the last one was finished, the doctor came out and said, I think
    everything will be fine now, and he left.

    They were all looking pretty peaked sitting around the living room,
    and about this time the town lady came in and said, "You know, that
    truck driver that ran over Ole Spot never even stopped.

    Revmike and Mieppi say Amen and like this.

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