The Justice System (?)

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Pastor Gary, Mar 17, 2008.

  1. The Justice System (?)

    This is an example of just how bad some 'lawyers' are getting in their absent mined and unqualified courtroom verbalizations. This occured in a County Court Branch during a case involving a wrongful death civil suit in central Florida in 2005 -

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    ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
    pulse?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
    began the autopsy?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

    WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

    ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,
    nevertheless?

    WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
    law somewhere...
     

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