The cleaning lady

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Vision, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. The cleaning lady

    The Cleaning Woman

    There was a little old cleaning woman that went to the local church. When the invitation was given at
    the end of the service, she went forward wanting to become a member. The pastor listened as she told
    him how she had accepted Jesus and wanted to be baptized and become a member of the church.

    The pastor thought to himself, "oh my, she is so unkempt, even smells a little, and her fingernails are
    not clean. She picks up garbage, cleans toilets - what would the members think of her." He told her that
    she needed to go home and pray about it and then decide.

    The following week, here she came again. She told the pastor that she had prayed about it and still
    wanted to be baptized. "I have passed this church for so long. It is so beautiful, and I truly want to
    become a member."

    Again the pastor told her to go home and pray some more. A few weeks later while out eating at the
    restaurant, the pastor saw the little old lady. He did not want her to think that he was ignoring her so he
    approached her and said, "I have not seen you for a while. Is everything all right?"

    "oh yes," she said. "I talked with Jesus, and he told me not to worry about becoming a member of
    your church."

    "He did?" said the pastor.
    "Oh, yes" she replied. "He said even He hasn't been able to get into your church yet, and He's been
    trying for years."
  2. thats a good one
  3. Very Good!!! :)
  4. I have heard a sligthly different version of that were a homeless person tries to get saved. The ushers throw him out and he is laying by the curb crying. The man sees sandaled feet and looks up, to his surprise it is Jesus. The Lord ask him why are you crying son. The man answered they just threw me out of that church, to which Jesus relied don't worry about it son they threw me out of there a long time ago!

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