The birthday wager

Discussion in 'Humor' started by 5Wolves, Oct 28, 2016.

  1. A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two crocodiles in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.' So the party continues with no events in the pool, until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened. In the pool is a man and he is swimming as hard as he can, and the tails come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the crocodiles are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked. The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferrari's, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks.

    The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the person that pushed me in!' :LOL::ROFLMAO:

     
    From Pieces To Peace, Revmike, calvin and 2 others say Amen and like this.
  2. On to more crocodile jokes.

    Walks into a Bar A man walked into a Florida bar with his crocodile and asked the bartender: "Do you serve lawyers here?" "Sure."
    "Good. One beer for me and a lawyer for my crocodile."
     
    From Pieces To Peace, Revmike and calvin says Amen and like this.

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