The best drinking story ever

Discussion in 'Humor' started by chili, Nov 6, 2009.

  1. The best drinking story ever

    :smiley120::smiley10:THE BEST DRINKING STORY EVER

    From Texas, the state where drinking and driving is considered a sport,
    comes a true story.

    Recently, a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood
    bar. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
    intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking
    lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what
    seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man
    managed to find his own car - which he fell into. He was there for a few
    minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
    Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a dry
    night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn and then
    switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed
    a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more
    patrons left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the parking lot
    and started to drive slowly down the street.
    The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up
    his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man
    over and carried out a breathalyzer test.
    To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having
    consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask
    you to accompany me to the Police station. This breathalyzer equipment
    must be broken."

    "I doubt it," said the man, "tonight, I'm the designated decoy."


    This IS GOOD!!!!!!
    Chili out

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