the $1 dollar bills story

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Jeffin, May 12, 2006.

  1. the $1 dollar bills story

    There was this $20 dollar bill and a $1 dollar bill on the conveyor belt at the downtown Federal Reserve Building. As they were laying there side by side the $1 dollar bill said to the $20 dollar bill, "Hey mannnnnn, where have you been. I haven't seen you in a long time?" The $20 dollar bill replied, "Man I have been having a ball!! I've been traveling to distant countries, going to the finest restaurants, to the biggest and best casinos, numerous boutiques, the mall uptown, the mall downtown, the mall across town and even a mall that I just newly built. In fact, just this week I've been to Europe, a professional NBA game, Rodeo Drive, the all day retreat spa, the top-notch hair salon and the new casino!! I have done it all!!!"

    After describing his great travels, the $20 dollar bill asked the $1dollar bill, "What about you? Where have you been?" The $1 dollar replied, "Well, I've been to the Baptist church, the Methodist church, the Presbyterian church, the Episcopalian church the Church of God in Christ, the Catholic church, the Mormon church, the church of the Latter Day Saints , the A.M.E. church, the Disciple of Christ church, the... "WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A M I N U T E !!", shouted the $20 dollar bill to the $1 dollar bill. "What's a church??"
  2. Another one of those that makes me want to laugh and cry. Good joke and good lesson...
  3. Unfortunaly that is sad but true
  4. Interesting story. I must admit, I can't remember ever putting a $20 in an offering, but only because I give by check. For me, tithing is the only way to go!
  5. Hey… travel back in time a couple of years and you can find a pretty good post.
    I like this one.:)
  6. Lol, poor $20. He's been so LOST. :D
  7. he He !!!!!!!:d:d:dgood One......

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