talking centipede

Discussion in 'Humor' started by chili, Mar 1, 2011.

  1. The Talking Centipede

    A single guy decided life would be more fun
    If he had a pet.

    So he went to the pet store
    And told the owner
    That he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

    After some discussion,
    He finally bought a talking centipede,
    (100-legged bug),
    Which came in a little white box
    To use for his house.

    He took the box back home,
    Found a good spot for the box,
    And decided he would start off
    By taking his new pet
    To church with him.

    So he asked the centipede in the box,
    "Would you like to go
    To church with me today?
    We will have a good time."

    But there was no answer
    From his new pet.

    This bothered him a bit,
    But he waited a few minutes
    And then asked again,
    "How about going
    To church with me
    And receive blessings?"

    But again,
    There was no answer
    From his new friend and pet.
    So he waited
    A few minutes more,
    Thinking about the situation.

    The guy decided
    To invite the centipede
    One last time.

    This time
    He put his face up against
    The centipede's house and shouted,
    "Hey, in there!
    Would you like to go
    To church with me
    And learn about God?"

    This time,
    A little voice
    Came out of the box,
    "I heard you the first time!
    I'm putting on my shoes!"


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