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Some jokes I thought id share!

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Phoenix111, Nov 16, 2015.

  1. Creation
    An atheist scientist came to God and said, "We've figured out how to make a man without you."

    God said, "OK, let me see you do it."

    So the atheist bent down to the ground and scooped up a handful. But God stopped him and said, "Oh, no you don't. Get your own dirt!"

    I Don't Want To Go To Church!
    A mother went to wake her son for church one Sunday morning. When she knocked on his door, he said, "I'm not going!"

    "Why not?" asked his mother.

    "I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me. Two, I don't like them."

    His mother replied, "I'll give you two good reasons why YOU WILL go to church. One, you're 47 years old. Two, you're the pastor!"

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  2. rofl:LOL::ROFLMAO:
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  3. omg, laughing again, lol
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  4. Too funny. I wish I can contribute! I'll post when i find something
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