Slogans Note: Some places you might not have heard of. Don't worry, we all learn something new. McDonalds: I sure ain't lovin' it. Burger King: If I can really have it my way why do you never ask? KFC: Is it still considered Kentucky fried if you are not in Kentucky? Taco Bell: I think this is the acceptable time to seriously 'think inside the bun'. Del Taco: You know if you switch 'Del' around, it reads 'Taco Del'. Sound familiar? Arby's: I'm thinking 'Carby's'. El Pollo Loco: I tasted the fire...cause it was in my mouth! Popeyes: Louisiana fast...and greasy. Carl's Jr: I like my food in one position, thank you. Wienerschniztel: Derfunky. Jack in the Box: Bilingual in the Box...seriously. Wendy's: Do what tastes right. That means I'll be going the other way. Subway: Eat fresh. Thanks for the advice. Pizza Hut: I will not gather around that stuff. Round Table Pizza: You are honestly admitting the badness. Dominos: Lock the door. It's Dominos. Quiznos: Mmmmm...it's burnt! Chick-fil-a: I will not be eating more 'chikin'. Krispy Kreme: I'm still not dead yet. Dairy Queen: I still don't taste a difference. Created by me!