Senior's new alphabet!!!

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Daniels, Nov 22, 2008.

  1. Senior's new alphabet!!!

    Along with the senior discount, comes a new alphabet


    Subject: SENIOR'S NEW ALPHABET



    A is for apple, and B is for boat,
    That used to be right, but now it won't float!
    Age before beauty is what we once said,
    But let's be a bit more realistic instead.
    > >
    > > Now
    > > The New Alphabet
    A's for arthritis;
    B's the bad back,
    C's the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac?
    D is for dental decay and decline,
    E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
    F is for fissures and fluid retention,
    G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
    H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it be low;
    I is for incisions with scars you can show.
    J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
    K is for knees that crack when they bend.
    L is for libido, what happened to sex?
    M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
    N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
    O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
    P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill
    and I'll be good as new!
    Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
    R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
    S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
    T is for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!
    U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
    V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.
    W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
    X is for X ray, and what might be found.
    Y is another year I'm left here behind,
    Z is for zest that I still have-- in my mind!
    ?I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
    And I am keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!

    Just read.

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  2. :D:D:cool:
     
  3. heheh, i would imagine my grandmom would get a kick out of this.
    i would have changed E to experienced and W to wisdom of the years though ;)
     
  4. And too true.
     

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