Sad News in Minnesota, USA

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Pastor Gary, Nov 4, 2016.

  1. Sad news from Minnesota, USA

    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
    The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
    complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

    Doubhboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
    celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
    Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins. Betty Crocker, the
    Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high
    with flours.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
    man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in
    Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life
    was filed with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie,
    wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
    Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man,
    and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is
    survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane
    Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also
    survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

    If you smiled while reading this, please rise to the occasion and pass
    it on to someone having a crumby day or kneading a lift.
    From Pieces To Peace, Revmike, Cturtle and 2 others say Amen and like this.
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    Cturtle and loriT say Amen and like this.
  3. Greetings;

    Shame to lose a great big small guy to mold instead of stepping.They don't bread them like they use to.

    Cturtle and Fish Catcher Jim say Amen and like this.

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