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Revelation 3:20

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Who am I, Feb 15, 2008.

  1. Revelation 3:20

    A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.

    At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

    When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."

    Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

    Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked."
     
  2. Good job everyone involved- you guys rock!
     
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    Thanks Who Am I . That is so funny
     
  4. We do?!? I mean, yes!! Of course we do. I totally rock!!!

    Rooster: What could this possibly have to do with you

    Bana: Doesn't everything

    Donkey: You weren't kidding, he really DOES think everything is about him

    Rooster: Hang around long enough, and you might even start thinking he's right

    Donkey: <_< I think we're gonna need another helper...
     
  5. That was very funny!! lol:D
     
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    thats a good one XD
     

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