Discussion in 'Humor' started by Mark_18, Dec 31, 2008.
Questionable Method Of Payment
Man tries to pay bill with spider drawing
My, my, my, Mark! And here I thought you were with the Joke Police!
Uhoh is it a repeat?
Sorry, Mike! Guess I'm in the dark. I didn't know your job description. I thought it was to keep lame jokes off the forum. hehe. No offense meant. No, it has not been on before that I know of.
My name changed to Mike? How come nobody tells me these things?
Don’t get too upset Matt.
Did anyone tell you your name is Matt today?
And by the way, you’re 75 years old now and your dentures are ready to pick up.
(that should make you feel better)
Oh man.... How are my finances these days?
Finances are zip as you have not paid your bill..... He he
Now as for the joke police , I think your badge will be revoked .... he he on the grounds that your joke is not really a joke .... LOL
But on the other hand your sins are paid in full.
You might want to get another job.
You still owe me a new truck and a new boat.
You forget things when you get old.
Don’t forget that.
Oh sorry guys I really forgot all this. What kind fo boat and truck? Did I wreck yours?
You mean you don't remember ...... Hmmmm ... your farther down the line than I thought ..... LOL .... Teee Heee