Pun Jokes

Discussion in 'Humor' started by AllieWi, Mar 26, 2014.

  1. Please contribute. I love puns they make me happy.

    I only know one--

    Two peanuts were walking down the street one was assaulted.

    Get it? (A salted?)
  2. A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.
  3. Man, those are pretty bad:(...but I think that's what makes them funny right?:LOL:
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  4. Now that's punny :p
  5. I love the peanut one! It's so clever! You have to be witty and intelligent to come up with these, I think...

    Ps I did not come up with these on my own. I'm clearly not that brilliant ;-)
  6. What about potato jokes? I hear they're apeeling.
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  7. That's bad:( sooo bad its kinda funny:LOL:
  8. So corny, yet a-maize-ing?
    ElliDV, AllieWi and Abdicate says Amen and like this.
  9. Lincoln was never guilty of anything, he was in a cent :)
    AllieWi, Mitspa and Where is the Messiah says Amen and like this.
  10. LOVES IT
  11. I have always thought that humor was a sign of intelligence? I must say this thread has challenged that idea to its core:LOL:
    Where is the Messiah and AllieWi say Amen and like this.
  12. How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was able...
  13. The Bible is really about baseball...Sure don't you remember??? It all started in the big inning!
  14. Do you want to know how I study the bible? I Luke into it.
  15. Har har har...(i always express my Rs when I laugh cuz im frum Bahstahn neah Hahvahd...)

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