Pun Jokes

Please contribute. I love puns they make me happy.

I only know one--

Two peanuts were walking down the street one was assaulted.

Get it? (A salted?)
 
Man, those are pretty bad:(...but I think that's what makes them funny right?:LOL:
I love the peanut one! It's so clever! You have to be witty and intelligent to come up with these, I think...

Ps I did not come up with these on my own. I'm clearly not that brilliant ;-)
 
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