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Praise the Lord!

Discussion in 'Humor' started by cly, May 12, 2006.

  1. Praise the Lord!

    There was a little old lady, who every morning. stepped onto her front
    porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD!"

    One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became irritated
    at the little old lady.

    Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her and yell:
    "THERE IS NO LORD!"

    Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day.

    One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto
    her front porch and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I have no
    food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord!

    The next morning she stepped onto her porch and there were two huge
    bags of groceries sitting there.

    "PRAISE THE LORD!" she cried out. "HE HAS PROVIDED
    GROCERIES FOR ME!"

    The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted:
    "THERE IS NO LORD. I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!"

    The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted:
    "PRAISE THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES
    AND MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM!
     

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