I like to poke fun of myself for being fat, old, and a little goofy. And, I like to poke fun of my own church beliefs. Being raised a Baptist, and now agreeing a great deal with Pentecostals; I now consider myself more of a Bapticostal. Like Baptist, dancing is not allowed; Cause it's stupid! Like Pentecostals, I don't agree with "Once saved, always saved" Aint no wonder church is half empty Sunday morning I don't speak in tongs; We Baptist got enough trouble with English Hope no one takes offense. Just poking fun of me.