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Pillsbury doughboy

Discussion in 'Humor' started by JG27_chili, Feb 10, 2010.

  1. Pillsbury doughboy

    OOOO my friend is gone!! Boo hoo


    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
    The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
    He was 71.

    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies,

    and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much

    he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers..

    He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

    Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.

    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.


    If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion

    and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.

    Chili out

  2. ROFLOL!!

    You're so crazy! But I love it :smiley10: :smiley90:
  3. Thanks Chili .... That one has been going around the internet for a long time .... but it's cute .... I like it ... LOL
  4. I never heard it before but its hilarious!
  5. It's an oldie but goldie..like you, heheheeeeeee:)

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